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« on: December 21, 2010, 07:23:16 pm »
GUYS THESE are not for making fun of the one and only rajnikant

these are
part respect
part fanfollowing

anyway do not put bad comment these are for fun, i laughed a lot, & hope that you will also
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Here is an agglomeration of punch dialogues,q/a,one liners and jokes featuring Rajnikant,which I have collected from facebook and twitter:

1>The new Rupee Symbol is actually Rajnikant’s signature !!

1a>ek baar Rajnikant aise hi kuch neend mein NUMBERS bad badaa raha tha… today it is called LOG TABLES

1b>Rajnikant knows Victoria’s secret!!

2>A player spinning a basketball on his fingertip
challenged Rajnikanth, “Can you do it?”….Rajnikanth replied angrily, “Yanna rascala! How do you think the earth spins??”

3>Rajnikant doesn’t walk. Instead,the earth revolves under his feet.

4>Q:What is Rajnikant’s email id?A: email@rajnikant.com

5>Rajnikant Killed The Dead Sea!!!!

6>Once superman made a bet with Rajnikant, the loser had to wear the underwear outside !

7>Harvard got it’s MBA from Rajnikant.

8>Rajnikant can code pointers in JAVA.

9>If u bleed while on facebook,you’ve probably been poked by Rajnikant.

10>It’s official now the missing piece of the apple logo was eaten by Rajnikant.

11>World not ending in 2012 cause Rajnikant just bought a laptop with three years guarantee.

12>Intel’s new Punch Line: “Rajnikant Inside”

13>There is no such thing as evolution its just a list of creatures that Rajnikant allowed to live!!

14>Rajnikant has a wax statue of madamme tussauds in his house.

15>What is Rajnikant’s fart called? — Rajnigandha

16>A child went 2 kashmir & strtd playng by making small ice mountains..2day those mountains r cald HIMALAYAS and the child is cald “RAJNIKANT”

17>Some years ago dinosaurs borrowed money from RAJNIKANT and refused to pay back,that was the last time they were seen !

18>On popular demand: Rajnikant enters BigBoss4! Next day:”Rajnikant chahte hai ki Big Boss confession room mein aaye!”

19>Why does Rajnikant wear sun-glasses?…….-> To protect the Sun!!

20>If you are stuck on a test and you don’t know the answer to a question, write in Rajnikant. The answer is always Rajnikant.

21>Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.

22>Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!

23>Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

24>Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

25>The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

26>There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!

27>Rajnikant can build a snowman…. out of rain.

28>Rajnikant makes onions cry.

29>Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

30>When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…………. he turns the darkness off.

31>The last digit of pi is Rajnikanth. He is the end of all things


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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2010, 07:30:47 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2010, 07:34:46 pm »
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Intel’s new Punch Line: “Rajnikant Inside”
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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2010, 10:40:01 pm »
one more....

 on a very  cold,dark night in which clouds were thundering & lightning was flashing...one ghost,trembling with fear,murmured to his other terrified ghost friend....



"dar mat bhai,ye rajnikant-wajnikant kuch nhi hota..sab tere dimag ka waham hai'

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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2011, 12:57:16 am »
hahahahahaha

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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2011, 05:22:16 pm »
Once Rajnikanth sat for his B.Tech Exams and guess what he failed,
Rajni ho ya GHajni
Yahan back to hai lagni.

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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2012, 10:02:33 pm »
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(could not enter smileys)

 

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