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« on: August 24, 2010, 01:43:29 pm »
post all those SMS jokes and shayeris which u can send to your friends :cc
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2010, 01:51:47 pm »
boy- excuse me,kya aap mujhe apni dairy milk mein se chota sa bite de sakti hain?

giri-kya mein aapko jaati hu?

boy-nahi

girl- to phir...

boy-par meri maa kehti hai koi bhi shubh kaam karne se pehle mooh meetha kar lena chahiye.


girl gives him a piece of dairy milk to him.....


girl-waise kya shubh kaam karne ja rahe ho?

boy-main soch raha tha ki aapko ghar chodd du..


girl smiles and says- "pehle to pakad 100rs aur apne baal katwa ke aa,bus stop pe khada hai aur mujhe ghar chodne ki baat kar raha hai.....pehle koi bike to leke aa....mooche aayi nahi hain aur chal hai mujhe patane.......ek piece kya de diya sir pe hi aake baith gaya.....aisa kar tu mujhe apni maa se hi milwade ....unhe bataungi kitne shubh kaam karta hai aapka beta.....wo hi achchi tara se mooh meetha karengi tera !!!!!!!!!"    :rolling
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2010, 01:55:47 pm »
Ek sharabi airport se bahar nikal ke taxi mein baith kar taxi driver se bola-"mujhe airport le chalo"
 
taxi driver- "airport hi hai ye!"
 
 
sharabi- "ye le 50rs. aur aage se itni tej taxi mat chalana" :rolling  
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2010, 01:57:51 pm »
3 Idiots was a very hit picture.
It could be more super duper hit if kareena said "JAHAPANA........TOFFU KABUL KARO"
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2010, 01:59:50 pm »
BEST FLIRTING LINES.............
 
 
BOY: hey is your name google?
 
GIRL: no....
 
BOY: but u have all the things i m searchin for. :rolling
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2010, 02:02:36 pm »
A boy took a book from his shelf to study. All the other books fell on him and the boy died.
 
 
MORAL:- jisne kitaab ko uthaya samjho kitaab ne usko uthaya.
 
 
 
BE SAFE NEXT TIME !!!
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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2010, 02:08:51 pm »
1 very sweet story.....

ek ladke ne marne se pehle 2 sms bheje. ek girlfriend ko aur doosra dost ko- " mein jaa raha hoon...reply fast"


usko do replies aaye.pehla girlfriend ka-"kaha jaa rahe ho...main nahi aa sakti, bahut busy hoon......" . ye message padke ladka bahut dukhi hua.


2nd reply dost ka aaya-" akele akele kaha jaa raha hai kaminey,ruk jaa main bhi aa raha hoon.........".ise dekhke ladka bahut khush hua.


Ladke ne man mein socha-"aaj fir dosti ke saamne pyaar haaar gaya..". :angel:
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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2010, 02:11:11 pm »
Sir: chalo ohms law sunao.
 
boy: i dont know the whole law.
 
sir: jitna aata hai utna hi suna do.
 
boy: ".................and this is called the ohms law". :rolling
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2010, 09:22:05 pm »
BRILLIANCE PROVED..................
 
 
Teacher:- which was 1st silent film in hindi???
 
boy:- agar wo silent thi to kaise pata laga ki wo hindi picture thi.
 
 
 
TEACHER SHOCKS  AND  STUDENT ROCKS. :rolling
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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2010, 09:26:18 pm »
daru ki wajah se barbad sharabi ne apne ghar se sharab ki khaali bottles fekni shuru ki.
 
 
1st ko fek kar bola "teri waja se meri naukri gayi.."
 
2nd ko fek kar bola "teri wajah se mera ghar bika"
 
3rd ko fek kar bola "teri wajah se mera biwi se talaak hua...."
 
4th uthai to wo bhari hui nikli, toh sharabi bola tu side hat jaa isme tera koi kasoor nahi hai.. :rolling  
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2010, 09:30:10 pm »
a great line:
 
 
NEVER ASK FOR CHANGE
YOU MUST BRING THE CHANGE
 
 
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a bus conductor !!!!! :P
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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2010, 09:33:13 pm »
golu axe-effect deo laga kar ghar se nikla,toh uske peeche ek bhudiya par gayi......
 
 
golu ne manager se shikayat kari....
 
manager bola-"sir aap expired deo laga ke ghar se bahar nikle the!!!!" :xd:  
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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2010, 12:43:03 am »
well i will advice you to post all chutkle in one post if you dont do  that then it makes topic clumsy and boring as we have to scroll down so long.

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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2010, 02:25:23 pm »
classsic insult- at a dance party
banta- will u dance wid me??
gurl- main bache k sath ni nachti....!!
banta- so sorry!! mjhe ni pta tha k aap pregnant ho....:P;)

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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2010, 05:19:31 pm »
Boss to Banta :--You are like a lion in the office.
What about at home.
Banta :--Sir, i am a lion at home too, but over there Goddess Durga sits on me....!!

 

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