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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2011, 05:59:00 pm »
BOY: why My name on your facebook status in every 2min?

GIRL: Facebook keeps asking me whatz on your mind?? And honestly its alwayz YOU..♥♥♥♥

Awwwwwwwwwwwww.....:-)

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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2011, 06:01:51 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2011, 06:05:33 pm »
 
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2011, 06:46:18 pm »
Teacher:- kal tum ne chutti kyu ki

Student:- Sir,ghar main zaruri kam tha

Tchr :- "O I C"

Student:- na-na Sir oh ni aayi c.... main hi milan gya c....:D:P:p
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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2011, 06:57:59 pm »
What is S.T.U.D.Y?
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S=Sitting
T=Talking
U=unlimited
D=Dreaming
Y=Yawning,
So STUDY well
Oh god I have to STUDY more!
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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2011, 07:43:10 pm »
After exams

Crap !! I am going to study from this very moment!'

CLEANS THE TABLE
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OPEN'S THE BOOK

OPEN'S THE COPIES

"Unable to find a pen"

FRUSTRATED

What the heck? :(

I think i need some rest! :/
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SLEEPS :D
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2011, 07:45:01 pm »
Wife to husband: U don't LOVE Me at all..
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Husband points towards their five children n says-
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do u think I downloaded these from Google ???
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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2011, 02:10:45 pm »
Kabhi kabhi main khud
Se hoon yeh poochti
Main tere kaabil
Bhi hoon kya
Itna toh mujhe hai maloom
Milke tujhe
Behtar main insaan ban gayi
Thoda thoda
Tujhse sikha
Pyar karne
Ka tareeka
Dil ke khuda ki
Mujhpe inaayat hai tu..
I love you…♥ ♥
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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2011, 02:11:32 pm »
Last night see a i dream... :0

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Ohh sorry i forget choro na yr.. Raat gai bat gai....:) ;) :P :qui  ):(

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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2011, 02:11:57 pm »
Height of Jealousy:
On hearing About a Place Called SANTACRUZ in Mumbai.
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Banta is Now in Search of a place Called BANTACRUZ. :D:D

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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2011, 02:12:56 pm »
Height of Insult

Professor to Student in a class : Hey, wake up your neighbour !
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Student : Tune sulaaya hai to tu hi utha, main kyu fokat me gaali sunu. ;-) :P :hd

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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2011, 04:54:44 pm »
Mom: beta, biscuit khayega?
Son: no
mom: bread khayega?
Son:no
mom: maggi khayega?
Son: no
mom: "bilkul sharad pawar par gaya hai, lagta hai thappad hi khayega"
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2011, 05:05:00 pm »
Do u know what happens when lion roar 3 times?
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Tom n jerry show starts
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2011, 07:25:38 pm »
Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of
you."
Boyfriend (got excited): "Maine kya
kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke"
Girlfriend replied : "We were traveling in
bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in
the river.
Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone." Boyfriend (with luv): "I was searching
for you, na ? ? "
Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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.. "Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the" xP xP



 

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