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« on: December 12, 2010, 09:34:58 pm »
Engineering Humor............................

"A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do that."     Gordon L. Glegg, British Engineer, 1969.

JOKE..............

A
man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog
spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to
 the pocket. The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want". Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter ? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything
you want. Why won't you kiss me ?"

The man said, "Look I'm a  engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2010, 09:40:01 pm »
nice one :qui

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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2011, 11:40:24 pm »
haha..engineers rock!

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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2011, 06:33:43 pm »
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Re: Engineering Humor
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2016, 03:21:01 pm »
Nice joke  :clap

Here is a joke of three engineers:
There are three engineers in a car going for a drive. The first is a mechanical engineer, the second an electronics engineer and the third is a software engineer.
Fortunately, the mechanical engineer is driving because the brakes fail as they are going downhill.  The mechanical engineer eventually brings the car safely to a halt and gets out to examine the hydraulic systems. 
The electronics engineer gets out and checks the body computer, ABS system and the power train CAN bus.
  The software engineer stays in the car and when queried about it says that they should all just get back in the car and see if it happens again!

 

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